May 2013
leedstentlovers:
unconventionalkitchenslave:
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
April 2013
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
My personality: shit.
My face: shit.
My body: shit.
My hair: shit.
My clothes: shit.
My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk
me: I talk, just not to you
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
gusmen:
sometimes i’m so in i-don’t-want-to-talk mood i can’t even say ‘yeah’ or something
band member: So how old are you?
me: How old do you need me to be?
broaaadbean:
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
March 2013
“Procura-se um amigo para gostar dos mesmos gostos, que se comova quando chamado...”
– Vinícius de Moraes (via fierypain)
nostalgic-calamity:
Sometimes I wish I never met you, or never started anything with you. I would be okay then. I wouldn’t be bitter, there wouldn’t be tension. It would just be a lot easier if I never met you.
10moonymhrivertam:
bcperfect:
maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
live-laugh-letgo:
I’ve always put your best interest in front of mine, but that has to stop. I can’t sit here and watch you be happy while I’m absolutely engulfed in misery.
